snooker loopy lyrics MP3 Song

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Snooker Loopy lyrics

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We ll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We re all snooker loopy

Now ol Milo as we all know s
Got loadsa dappa suits
London bred and he keeps his head
Though he s got Italian roots
Emotional but he keeps his cool
Til he reaches the finals
And whether he wins or whether he don t
I always bite me eyeballs

Now our friend Den, hours he spent
Down the snooker hall
On the old green baize his mates seem amazed
At skills with a snooker ball
And them long shots, he never ever got
Why? The old mind boggles
But nowadays he pots the lot
Cos I wear these goggles

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We ll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We re all snooker loopy

Now Terry the taff was born in a gaff
In the valleys of the land of song
And as the reds he puts to bed
He likes to sing along
And if I win he says with a grin
It can only help me can t it
I ll celebrate, I ll buy another eight
Hairbrushes for me barnet

Now old Willy Thorne his hair s all gone
And his mates all take the rise
His opponent said cover up his head
Cos it s shining in my eyes
When the light shines down on his bare crown
It s a cert he s gonna walk it
It s just not fair giving off that glare
Perhaps I ought to chalk it

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We ll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We re all snooker loopy

Now Steve last year come very near
To winning the snooker crown
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut
Cos the black ball wouldn t go down
His manager of all said Sod that ball
But it helped him make his mind up
Now he don t care who wins this year
Cos he s got the rest of us signed up

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We ll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We re all snooker loopy

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We ll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We re all snooker loopy

Snooker loopy nuts are we
We re all snooker loopy

Snooker loopy nuts are we.....
We re all snooker loopy
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